We Meet Again

In my last post, I talked about my introduction to homebrewing by way of Mr. Beer. After such a (seemingly) successful first venture into the world of homebrew, I bought another Mr. Beer kit. This time, since I already had the starter kit, I just needed a refill, so it wasn't nearly as expensive. I believe I bought a Brown Ale this time as what I felt was missing from the last kit (Pale Ale) was that malty sweetness and depth of flavor.

This time, I opened the kit with the confidence of an experienced brewer. I no longer looked at the cans and packets with complete ignorance, and I started the brew day with no hesitations. I mean, I had done this once before, and it was so easy...

Just like last time, I brought my water to a boil, removed it from the heat, poured in my magic syrup, and added it to the keg. Then I just threw in my yeast and sealed it up. Done and done. No issues here, nothing went wrong...I mean, how could it? Brewing was easy!

Fast forward 6 weeks, after letting it ferment, transferring it to my gigantic plastic bottles with some sugar, and letting it carbonate, and I was ready to drink the spoils of my work.

Psshhhhhh!

Ahh, another successful carbonation. I have got this brewing thing down!

I went ahead and poured my beer into a glass. It was slightly darker than my last brew, which made sense since it was supposed to be a darker beer, but it wasn't nearly as dark as I expected. Oh well. I took a sip.

...Wait a second...

Where's my malty goodness? Where's the body? Where's the depth of flavor?? This beer tasted exactly like the last one I made. This time, since I was approaching it with an expectation and a more discerning palate, I realized: it was not good.

Yes, I made beer, but it wasn't good beer. The beer was way too carbonated (which, at the time, I didn't understand how to control), way too cloyingly sweet, had no depth of flavor, no malt flavor, no hops flavor; it almost tasted like overly carbonated apple juice. I honestly don't remember if I finished all of it, because it just wasn't good.

So now that the initial excitement of creating beer had worn off, I was starting to realize that maybe I didn't know what I was doing as much as I thought, but before I conceded that, I figured I would try another brand of brew kit. One that was a bit more "involved"...

YIELD: 1 gallon
COST: \$20 (\$2.50 per pint)
REVIEW: Not good...just not good at all...

TOTAL BREWS: 2
CUMULATIVE YIELD: 2 gallons
CUMULATIVE COST: \$65 ($4.06 per pint)

Humble Beginnings

"Of course I'd love to brew my own beer! How cool would that be?"
Like many people, I have a friend that brews his own beer. Unlike many people, his beer is some of the best beer I've ever had. My wife noticed how much I liked his beer and how I kept asking him questions about it. She decided it might be fun for me to learn how to make beer myself.

Enter Mr. Beer.

For most people who are interested in making beer, a quick Google search will point to Mr. Beer as the best way to get started. Well, my wife purchased one for me for Christmas in 2012. I was ecstatic. If memory serves me right, it was a standard Pale Ale. I remember opening it up and seeing the different cans and bags and plastic bottles and having no idea what everything was used for, but being excited that with those items, I could BREW!

The day of brewing arrived. I read the instructions a few times to make sure I knew what I was doing (I didn't want to mess up my first batch of beer!). And so it began...

  1. I cleaned the "keg" (a plastic container with a plastic cap and plastic "tap" in which you ferment the beer)
    Of course I was meticulous about my cleaning...
  2. Boil some water
    The anticipation begins to rise...
  3. Remove the water from the heat and dump a can of syrupy liquid into the water
    Ooo, that smells pretty good, and it has good color...
  4. Pour that mixture into the plastic keg with some more cold water
    Alright, I'm ready to really get into the process of brewing now...
  5. Mix in the yeast
    Ok...Ok...
...and that was it...wait, what?! I thought my friend said that brewing day took hours and it sounded so much more complex than this! I re-read the instructions to make sure I didn't miss anything. After I convinced myself that I was done, I put the keg in the basement and let it do its thing for the next few weeks.

During this time, I thought there was no way what I did was create beer. Now, I had no idea what I was actually doing with the kit or what the actual process of "making" beer was (since the instructions didn't really educate you on the process), so I figured there was a very good chance I did something wrong and that it was all a wasted effort. Once 3 weeks passed, I followed the last steps on the instructions:
  1. Pour some sugar into each of the 8 plastic bottles supplied
  2. Fill them from the tap of the keg
  3. Close the cap and wait another 2 weeks
There was no way I thought this was going to work. I didn't really do anything!

Then came the moment of truth: I took one of the bottles out of the fridge (having put them in the day before to get cold) and twisted the cap. Psshhhhhh. It was carbonated! It was magic! Seriously...like I said, I had no idea what was actually happening at this time, so it really seemed like magic! Ok, ok...so there are bubbles in there, but it can't actually be beer, can it?

I pour it into a glass, because drinking out of a plastic bottle just felt wrong, even if it was just Mr. Beer beer. It looked like beer; it smelled like beer; so I took a sip.

Now, have you ever created something -- art, music, sandcastles, whatever -- that when you finished it you were so proud of it, and it looked like the greatest thing ever to you. But then after a while, you looked back on it and realized how bad it truly was? That was this beer, but at the time, it was amazing. I drank the whole bottle, enjoying every sip, giggling like a school boy because I. Made. Beer. It was so cool.

I was so happy and my wife noticed how much I enjoyed the fruits of my "labor" (she doesn't like beer, so that enjoyment was lost on her), so she decided she would encourage my new hobby...but that's the next chapter in this story.

YIELD: 1 gallon
COST: \$45 (\$5.63 per pint)
REVIEW: BEST. BEER. EVER. Simply because I made it!

TOTAL BREWS: 1
CUMULATIVE YIELD: 1 gallon
CUMULATIVE COST: \$45 (\$5.63 per pint)